5/26

National Joe Gerena Day

Built different on 5/26

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December 5

December 5 is national hook up with your ex day so kiss your ex.

Jimmy “It’s December 5”
Derek “oh no now i have to kiss jessica”

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5-0

Originally a slang term for cops that drove 5.0 liter 302 cubic inch V8 Foxbody Mustangs from the 80's-00's even though the Foxbody Mustangs ended production in 1993. Now it's just a slang term for cop.

Oh crap, the 5-0 is chasing us in a Mustang.

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code 5

the oven at Subway

Hey, that's the timer, we've got a code 5!

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5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

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5 alarm breath

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!