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Mordecai Peter Centennial "Three Finger" Brown -- World famous baseball player at the dawn of the twentieth century. Known for his elite pitching by a farm machinery accident which left his right hand with a severed iskills, despite being handicapped index finger, and mangled others.
Brian: Man, this is the worst day ever...i missed the bus this morning, failed my math test, and i have to go to prom this weekend....
Hartzog- well you know what they say: ...Three Finger Brown!
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In an Alabama three way, three men get each other close to cumming via anal sex. They then all pull out, and arrange themselves in a penis to head circular'ish configuration, laying down. Finally, each smacks his own cock against the forehead of another until he cums, spewing semen plus a frothy mix of leftover anal lube and fecal matter all over the top of the smackees' faces.
During a televised roundtable, the announcer noticed the each member of the discussion panel, Rick Saintwhoreman, Mittens and Salamander each had a small mushroom shaped bruise on his head. When she asked what they were from, they said the bruises were from their previous night's vigorous Alabama Three Way congress.
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Three Toy Guns is a phrase that some one may use when accidentally texting someone that they didn't mean too...such as your mother.
Used mostly for drug cover-ups...Such as when someone texts there mother instead of their friends, saying that they just bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars.
text- DUDE! i just totally bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars! thats such a score!
reply back from mother- Three grams of what?!
text-uuuuuuhhhhhh i ment to say three toy guns for 5 dollars....sorry for the mix up..
reply back from mother- yeah..oookk...get home...NOW
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term meaning that you are going to (hopefully!) get laid by a hot ho or bitch tonite.
originates from men sneeking out of their house to go to a hotel room to "meet" a hooker to have sex.
guy 1 "Im goin three doors down tonite woth that hot babe!"
guy 2 "Damn! I hope she plays it gentle with your package!"
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Banging your girlfriend on the couch and your dog licks your nuts. You must finish the banging despite the dog licking.
Ed had an Alhberg three way last night with his weiner dog peanut
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The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.
The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.
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A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".
I would love to Three Hole Punch her all night
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