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A female cat named Tarder Sauce, who lots of people think is male. She has feline dwarfism, and a brother cat named Pokey.
Grumpy Cat is pure awesomeness.
Will-"Grumpy Cat is the best! He's so cool!"
Dalia- "Dude, no! Grumpy Cat is a girl, duh!"
Insurance Salesperson- *in a perky scary voice* - "Hello! Would you like -"
Grumpy Cat - "No."
Random Person - "Oh no! My iPod/iPhone just died! Now I can't take selfies!!!!!"
Grumpy Cat - "Good."
It is a goal of mine to meet Grumpy Cat aka Tarder Sauce. :) this is my first definition, hope you like it!
Grumpy Cat- " No."
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To clean up the pubic area; not unisexual for the obvious reference to the slang term for a woman's genital region.
Honey, if you want me to go to Chinatown tonight, you better wax the cat.
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n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.
Her: What the FUCK is that smell?
Him: I farted.
Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.
Him: It definitely was me.
Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*
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1. Someone who is doing something madm, outragous or out of the norm!
1. frank starts singing & dancing in the street
paul "Man your one Crazy Cat"
2. Geoff says something contriversal- "Geoff you Crazy Cat"
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Another way of saying I'm going home to have a session.
Cakes: I have to go home to feed the cat!
Vic: You need to lay off the 6 paper joints!
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a really fucking annoying virus that earrapes you and you can never delete it. help me.
person 1: bruh why does your laptop keep splurting out the nyan cat theme
person 2: idk man its a virus that I cant ever delete. its nyan catting.
Similar to “The Superman” The Cat Woman is the act of ejaculating on ones face while they’re sleeping and sticking a Hello Kitty pillow to their face so it’s stuck to their face like a sticker in the morning.
Me: My ol lady fell asleep early last night so she got a “Cat Woman”
Friend: bro really???