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Grumpy Cat

A female cat named Tarder Sauce, who lots of people think is male. She has feline dwarfism, and a brother cat named Pokey.

Grumpy Cat is pure awesomeness.

Will-"Grumpy Cat is the best! He's so cool!"

Dalia- "Dude, no! Grumpy Cat is a girl, duh!"

Insurance Salesperson- *in a perky scary voice* - "Hello! Would you like -"

Grumpy Cat - "No."

Random Person - "Oh no! My iPod/iPhone just died! Now I can't take selfies!!!!!"

Grumpy Cat - "Good."

It is a goal of mine to meet Grumpy Cat aka Tarder Sauce. :) this is my first definition, hope you like it!

Grumpy Cat- " No."

by wait, what?! definitions June 28, 2013

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wax the cat

To clean up the pubic area; not unisexual for the obvious reference to the slang term for a woman's genital region.

Honey, if you want me to go to Chinatown tonight, you better wax the cat.

by dalbort June 3, 2007

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Cat Fart

n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.

Her: What the FUCK is that smell?

Him: I farted.

Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.

Him: It definitely was me.

Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*

by treximeanbob January 23, 2011

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Crazy Cat

1. Someone who is doing something madm, outragous or out of the norm!

1. frank starts singing & dancing in the street
paul "Man your one Crazy Cat"

2. Geoff says something contriversal- "Geoff you Crazy Cat"

by Craig Phillips September 19, 2005

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Feed the cat

Another way of saying I'm going home to have a session.

Cakes: I have to go home to feed the cat!
Vic: You need to lay off the 6 paper joints!

by boltis May 18, 2010

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Siamese Cat

A cat with short hair and colour points along with blue eyes. It also has beige fur.

The siamese cat looks majestic

by MEEZERMEOWBOI January 17, 2021


Lola the cat

Lola the cat is a cat named Lola that is a female and has other-worldly powers that include meowing, scratching, and climbing an Xbox mini fridge . She supports everyone and anyone. Lola can be a cowboy too. Lola appreciates you for reading this

p1: hey dude have you seen the cowboy cat
p2 : oh yeah Lola the cat is my idle

by Realdavid123 October 20, 2022