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After drinking lots and lots of alcoholic beverages your liver tells you time to stop1
Dude last night I drank so much vodka my check liver light came on! Think I drank way to much
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When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a brain check.
Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...
Ryan: So did she?
Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a brain check.
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When playing a video game that uses checkpoints instead of normal saves, you pass the check point before a boss or tough group of monsters, with your character's health less than 25%. The monsters promptly destroy your character making you re-spawn at the last check point with still minimal health and no way to turn back without starting a new save or finding a glitch. This happens to many gamers and causes frustration about the inability to advance further into the storyline.
(guy 1) Yo can I borrow your gameboy to play some Final Fantasy?
(guy 2) Naw I'm stuck in The Check Point Paradox!
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Where my baby's mama takes me when I get get a hold of some checks out of old people's mailboxes. They will give me da money for a small fee wit no questions axed.
I'mo get a ride down da check cashin' place and take my cheddar down da club where i can pick up some white women.
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A call out to imply that someone likely has illegal content, primarily related to pedophilia, on their hard drive because they said something very suspiciously like something a pedophile would say(or something related to the illegal action). People who sound like they are projecting when calling others groomers/pedophiles also are people called out with this phrase.
You are admitting to liking lolicon? Hard drive check on aisle 3 please.
when you're poor and you write a bad check on the day before your payday.
ah, don't worry, it's bad check wednesday- you can buy anything you want
The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.
Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.