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A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.
I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
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A somewhat short but chronically overweight person
Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?
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v. To get Hammered and then to attend a Jam (Party)
Can be shorted to HJ.
1. Adam "Yo brah what are you sayin this weekend?"
Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."
2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"
Max "Im always down for a HJ"
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An Internet holiday consisting of gaming, hanging out, and ham/brownie consumption in great quantities.
Currently unrecognized by most news outlets and governments, Ham and Brownie Day will surely become a fixture of calendars in the near future.
Ham and Brownie Day occurs on August 12th of every year. As the day approaches, observers of this holiday often stock up on ham products and brownies in anticipation of the amazing parties sure to ensue.
When the day finally arrives, participants are encouraged to eat their fill of ham and brownies, then do whatever the heck they want from then on. Play video games, sleep, read a book, watch TV, whatever. Ham and Brownie Day is mostly about the celebration of all things ham-ish and brownie-like, as well as centered on having a good time. It's a feel-good holiday that anyone can take part in!
Yo! Ham and Brownies day is coming up! Get Kyle down here with some fine-ass ham!
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When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.
"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"
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The simple act of peeing on luscious ass.
Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.
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