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Happy Slappy Jam

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.

Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"

by Vorshack July 6, 2020


Jam Jackin Jervis

Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.

*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"

by Jervis69 September 10, 2009

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Slow Jam

Slow Jam emanated from the Babyface written song for Midnight Star in 1983. Kevin “Slow Jammin” James initiated the Slow Jam Radio Format in 1984 at WKYS in Washington, D.C. WKYS secured the US Trademark with evidence proof from on air Slow Jam shows of Kevin plus a special designed Kevin James Slow Jam T-Shirt. Kevin”Slow Jammin” James still does his Original Slow Jam Show as part of Snoop Dogg’s Cadillacc Music on Dash Radio. Kevin also was the mastermind behind the Slow Jams “The Timeless Collection” series on Right Stuff Records. The Slow Jam Show has promulgated the term Slow Jam into our musical culture.

Kevin “Slow Jammin” James has honored my Slow Jam request,

by KSJJ August 19, 2020

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Jam Pony Express

Jam Pony Express DJs began in Ft. Lauderdale, FL in 1981. It's original members are DJ Slic Vic, Diamond Dick, Hot Rod and Mr. M.B. Later members included Lock Cool Jock, Sporty "J" and Big Ace. Jam Pony's claim to fame was "regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song. J.P.E. dropped an LP in 1994 on Express Records, which is affiliated with 2-4-1 Entertainment in Tampa.

"regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song.

by 84boy November 17, 2004

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Space Jam

When a physical object prevents the penis from entering any part of the female body during intercourse.

I was looking forward to last night until her stomcah caused such a Space Jam

by Otkya January 11, 2005

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paper jam panic

Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.

Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.

by jaxtrak September 27, 2011


Boner Jams '03

Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.

Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."

by N.J. Walz January 8, 2006

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