New Market

a small town about 20 miles south of minneapolis.. theres 1 nice neighbiorrhood (rowena ponds) nestled inside this SHIT HOLE of a town. there is a park called wagner park and its falling apart from, druggies and such. laura piehl should be the mayor, and such. theres 3 bars and a liquor store. a dominos, a gas station, and an anytime fitnes. theres a coke vending machine somewhere in the mess.

wanna get fucked up in new market?

dude, new market is as small as your tits.

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get new

Phrase used to congratulate someone on their new acquisition.

Oh, you got a new ho - get new!
Nice haircut - get new!

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New Hampshire

My home state... the one no one ever remembers, and might be left off the maps entirely if we weren't the first state in the primary elections. I'm movin to northern cali when I'm older. if you want some nice peacefulness ya kno besides all the people on quads and dirtbikes then come here.

Huh? What the hell is this New Hampshire you speak of?

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New York

Greatest state in the Country, with the Greatest city in the world!! Home of the greatest buildings, the greatest sites, the greatest RAPPERS, and of course home of the N.Y. Yankees, Giants, and Jets.. I personally moved the Mets to Jersey..they can have them. Much better than Taxachusettes! Go on, talk about how the Red Sox won in '04, only how many more to catch up with us?

NY is the greatest state, and I love living in NYC.. "You can spot us from out of town by the way that we talk, the way that we walk.." Now back the fuck up before we EAT YOUR FACE!

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The new normal

What the US liberal left wants you to believe in , even after the covid 19 pandemic

The new normal is a complete rejection of my moral values

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New Yawker

Anyone from New York South of the Tappen Zee Bridge. anyone from above the bridge is a hick.

I know i'm from New york City so I am a New Yawker.

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brand NEW

any1 who hates brand new should go shoot themselves rite now cos life aint worth living unless u love them.

fucken hell brand new are bloody amazing get there album! it fucken kicks assss best cd i hav eva bought ...seriously! GO GET IT n to all u losers out there who dont like them FUCK OFF.

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