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shit that is never going to happen
Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.
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A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.
These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.
Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!
Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0
I jacked off to some good surprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.
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Simply, a crush on a porn star. Just like having a crush on Brad Pitt, one can have a Porn Crush on any porn star, from Amateur to Professional, from Brent Corrigan to Jenna Jameson.
(The Porn Crush is generally considered non-creepy. Porn Star Obsession is a different thing completely.)
"Man, I've got such a Porn Crush on Jenna Jameson - I have all of her stuff!"
"I would date Chase McKenzie, I have a total Porn Crush on him."
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I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.
I was having such a bad porn hangover last night that i couldnt go out.
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An overabundance of fandom theories and speculation over a specific piece of fiction in one single article or video.
Lore porn is in abundance on whether Aldrich ate Nito. He ate my waifu so I took his laifu .
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When a person makes a seemingly innocent search on google images and somehow all the results are obscene images.
Dude 1:Dude, I searched Christmas on google to get some decoration ideas and all I got was a bunch of Santa porn.
Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.
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The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.
There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.
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