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Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.
"Where the hell is my moistwich?"
"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."
Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.
Iâm gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.
To make something disgusting or unpleasant.
This whole day has been fish hashed. I havenât eaten a fish taco in two years because of that fish hash nonsense.
When you go to change a baby's diaper, thinking the baby pooped, but there's nothing in the diaper.
Oh, stink. Better change you. Whoops, Poopdini!
When you spend your vacation taking your kids to visit relatives.
I didn't get a vacation, I had to take the kids on an oblication.
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When you are thinking really hard and you shit your pants.
I was trying to come up with a thought but I had a shought instead.
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The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.
There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.
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