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Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.
"Where the hell is my moistwich?"
"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."
Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.
Iâm gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.
When the girl takes the lead in the bedroom.
Usually I take the lead, but last night we did Sadie Hawkins sex.
Christmas Traumatic Stress Disorder
Trauma during family Christmases has given me CTSD.
When you go to change a baby's diaper, thinking the baby pooped, but there's nothing in the diaper.
Oh, stink. Better change you. Whoops, Poopdini!
Fear of getting something in the male peehole.
Iâm going for one of those STD tests and I have peehole vertigo
Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.