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wife-court

When a wife knows the truth and a husband tries to deny it he can be overruled by wife-court.

I overruled my husband in wife-court yesterday when talking about buying or not buying a boat. We bought a new car.

by Manugga27382 July 8, 2014


Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024


Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024


wife sorcery

When a husband doesn't want to do something but his wife wants him to do it, she convinces him to do it.

Ryan didn't want to go to a family get together, but his wife used her wife sorcery on him to convince him to go.

by lordvoldemort87 November 16, 2022


Single Wife

An unmarried or not involved in a relationship Women of God with a posture of a wife. Doing or has done the work of wholenesss on self, awaiting the Man of God, the pupose partner that God has ordained.

The Single Wife will be a bride in God's timing.

by unapologetically me March 11, 2023


nice wife

to express delight in something.

sales person: "if you buy this with that, you get this free!"

customer: "Nice wife!"

by chadisthejacobs February 16, 2010


Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

by goat your friend June 23, 2016