smelly eggs

Used in random response to a question. Also used to describe a smelly vagina. The phrase was also utilized by Andy Milonakis.

-"What is going on tonight?"
-"SMELLY EGGS!!"
-"What the fuck did you just say?"

"Yo that bitch was straight smelly eggs..bout yaked."

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egg and cress

means litterally amazing - pant droppingly, jizz spaffing wonderful!

Originated long ago in the "Manor" by Pree Pre.

I flopped a boat and he hit a flush after the turn - thats egg and cress baby!

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egg-noggin

meaning a woman on her period

sorry love,we cant fuck tonight,i'm egg-noggin

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bacon and eggs

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

She's got sweet bacon 'n eggs

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Horse Egg

A person that does or says stupid things. A situation that is really stupid or extremely obvious.

ex. OMG it's hot as hell today.....Duh it's 90 degrees you horse egg!

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egg nishner

Aus. Slang: Air Conditioner; A/C

"Hey bloke you got that egg nisher goin'?"
"Sure got it yesterday arvo."

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scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

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