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This is synonymous with testicular body odor. Chili describes the odor emanating from sweaty male testes. The degree of "chili-ness" will vary depending on (
1) the size of the nuts,
(2) the level of sweat accumulating around the nuts,
(3) amount of pubes growing from said nuts, and
(4) the diet of the host.
It is important to note that women do not like chili balls. Before a date, a male should always do a "chili-check". Simply use your fingers to swipe under your balls and give it a quick whiff. If the smell screams Hormel, wash your nuts if you plan on getting any.
"That guy had major chili balls"
"Construction workers always have chili balls"
When you're inside sales and you dish out Chili Piper calendar invites to prospects before they agree to set up a meeting.
"Harry's crazy! He sent out 25 Chili Bombs yesterday and 6 people actually accepted!"
A term referring a bad golf shot, usually involving a divot behind the ball. Chili dipping occurs when you swing too hard or get too far behind the ball, causing a massive divot and sending the ball only a few yards, if any at all. Most amateurs chili dip often, sometimes more than once per hole. Chili dipping occurs mostly due to misuse of an iron, but if you're especially terrible, a chili dip may occur while using your putter.
Tin Cup: Hmm...a little chili dipper there...
Romeo: Be sure to do that in the Open.
Amateur golfer #1: {shanks the ball and leaves a massive divot}
Amateur golfer #2: I did that twice last hole, it's called a chili dipper.
1) A chain of chili joints found in the "Chili Joint Capital of the World," Cincinnati. The chili itself is tasty, but unfortunately resembles what goes in the toilet the day after a long night of drinking Budweiser and eating burritos.
2) Instant and unforgiving laxative, only $5.99 for a huge plate.
1) I just stopped at Skyline, and almost shit myself on the way home.
2) I just stopped at Skyline, and almost shit myself on the way home.
When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.
"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"
When you are tit fucking a girl and you take a dump on her chest to provide lubricant. The resulting penis covered in excrement between her tits resembles a disgusting chili dog.
Sharon wanted to get a little freaky last night, so I went chili dogging.
Christina's a dirty girl who likes it up the chili chute.