Bar Lurker

One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.

A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.

"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"

"who? oh that dude in the dark?"

"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."

"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."

Jerker lurker

Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.

Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.

Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.

Lurker Bomb

A fart that is not smelled immediately upon flatulation, but subsequently delivers a potent stench.

I left the room before my lurker bomb hit

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office lurker

a thief (usually well dressed) who enters an office by acting like they belong there with the intent of stealing something

"my laptop was stolen by an office lurker"

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patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

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Discord Lurker

Someone who spends several hours every day on Discord. Their demographics are wide, but many of them tend to be a Weeb. Often times they are also a Discord Mod

User1- “How long does (user) use discord every day?”
User2- “She’s a discord lurker. She probably spends all day on here”

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liquid lurker

A place filled with retards and faggots, using dry humor and gay jokes to try and forget that in the end, they are a bunch of dumbasses who have nothing else to do but ban cool members like sgubon.

Hey, I heard Joey was blinded while browsing the internet.

Yeah, he decided to check out that hip fresh forum, Liquid Lurker.

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