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The act of getting a woman named Jill to kill you because you too much of a coward to do it yourself
"I'm going to Jill myself" *gets shot by a person named Jill*
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When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.
I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself
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to be cruel to yourself cos your a dak
i felt like hurting myself cos i am a dak so i punch myself in the jaw
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Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
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I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
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Its another phrasing for “soil yourslf”/ ejaculate. - usually when it’s messy
Other phrasings are ‘mess myself’ and ‘soil myself’
Ruin myself- to ejaculate
A- “I just ruined myself reading Winnie the pooh”
M- “okay now I know you’re drunk”
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A bisexual person who is not in a relationship.
Apparently we're spoiled for choice, but here I am, I'm all bi myself.