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500 Miles
When I wake up
Well I know I’m gonna be,
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
…
I would walk 500 Miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man
Who walked a southern Miles
To fall down at your door
I’m gonna be (500 Miles)
by NeverSayNever57 November 05, 2021
NSN57 - 500 Miles
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The period of time that the relentless searing heat and suffocating humidity lasts in Houston.
It's Febuary 1st in Houston, time to crank up the A/C, just 500 Days Of Summer left.
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When a new couple is not sure of what they want, they are testing out the waters. A new found love that is slowing growing but in the end will ultimately crash and burn.
Oh yeah haven't you heard Jack and Jill are 500 days of summering it.
Really? I hope everything works out in the end or that'll be one big disaster!
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The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus
Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. it’s the 500 teeth dinosaur
Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
the only handgun that you can stand behind someone and still get wind from a .50 cal. bullet. most powerful handgun on earth.
friend: tom just shot the smith & wesson .500! *jizz*
me: man have his balls dropped
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A EXTREMELY deadly CANADIAN weapon that fires a 5 ton ball the size of an egg at a top speed of 500 miles per hour.
Im gonna get me my polar bear 500 and shoot me some beavers eh? Then take them back to the lodge and fry dem babies up. Maybe make me a fur skin coot..maybe even a parka!What ya think aboot that eh?!
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No this is not your granddad's s&p 500! In this case it stands for the shit and piss 500
And usually applies to any job where the primary function is to clean up. A lot of pee and poo! Rest homes and hospitals come to mind here.
Nurse 1 clocking in for 2nd shift at "throwing shade ass tits tits living": "how was it today?"nurse 2:"oh it's been the s&p 500 every since I clocked in at 6:00 this morning!"
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