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A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!
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The idea of choosing the Broncos as your preferable NFL team or Tim Tebow as your favorite player due to media coverage, controversy or Christian attitude of Tim Tebow.
"Hey Joe did you hear reverand Schmoe won a bet against Phil?" "No way I thought betting was against some Christian belief..." "I don't know about that but he said he caught Tebow-Fever and that its ok since his team has a God fearing Leader, I mean QB"
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Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.
Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."
Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."
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Young, good looking, well dressed, in-shape, young men who do not have premarital sex with women because of their dedication to Christianity.
The non-denominational mega-church on Belfort is full of Tebow-sexuals.
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Performing Task that seem impossible but pulling it outta your ass at the last minute.
Winning a game in OT like it's nothin.
Guy1:Dude how did you win?
Guy2:After Reading the bible for a year I was invoked with Tebow Magic.
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(v.) to deny sexual intercourse with a female who is desperately attempting to mate with the male counterpart.
Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her, sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have the heart of a champion.
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The act of sitting on another's face in the Tebow position and placing your balls in their mouth.
"That chick last night was such a Gators fan she wanted me to Tebow Teabag her last night.
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