effort ghosting

When you're talking to someone and they aren't putting effort into talking to you

"Dude why tf are you effort ghosting me?"

Valorant Effort

When you're playing a game and someone makes an effort but the effort was actually quite mediocre or straight up bad so instead of being a valiant effort it must be concluded it was a Valorant Effort

Opposite of a "valiant effort"

"Go B go B, you got this bro"
*horrible peek and loses instantly*
"eh, it was a Valorant Effort.."

return on effort employed

The KPi that defined whether or not a task or energy applied to it is really worth the bother.

Rebecca: “oh lord! There’s a Lion heading towards us”
Leon: “oh cripes, we should LITERALLY RUN AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE , in order to make sure we are in front of all these other Safari tourists”
Rebecca: “er, no. It’s hot. I don’t need to be the fastest. I just need to be faster than 1 or 2 of them.
And as most of them ate lunch and I only had a date; I fancy my chances”
Leon: “oh gosh; you’re right as usual Honey - there was me always wanting to be the best at everything I do (inc. running from Lions) but actually it’s so hot, the “return on effort employed” or ROEE just isn’t there”
Rebecca: “thank the lord; finally you get it (see also 20:80).
Leon: “yes - I coined that one too”

Lazy Effort

Where more effort is used, just to be lazy.

Instead of trying to pull the tv remote close to you with a broom handle, why not just get up?

Naa, im just using lazy effort.

. I.e. trying to complete a task in a way that needs more effort, just to be lazy.

E.g. jumping to get something off the top shelf instead of getting the chair.

Grunts Of Effort

The Top version of whimpering.

You: "Hey wanna send me a video of you performing grunts of effort ;)"
Me: "I'm not comfortable with a video but i could do an audio"
You: "oooo yes daddy"

Effort

This word is dedicated to melloni And melloni only. Only melloni can use this word. Melloni is silly and will abuse you if you use it. Please do not say that word. Thank you

“That’s so much effort” - melloni every single day

Efforted

Having been attempted with effort.

The task was efforted by 3 boys.