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a form of dating experienced by most adults where you give random people your phone number and go on dates right away searching for some form of commitment in our increasingly temporary society because you feel insecure about getting older and the need to be married is coming down on you because thats what society expects and you dont want your mother to keep bitching about grandkids and asking if youre gay because you haven't settled down yet and moved to the suburbs, ultimately rushing you to an inevitable divorce and long drawn out custody battles over your son with medical problems and your still like "i can change baby" but shes like "my new fiancee is a doctor and you dont even have a job and cant take care of yourself how are you gonna take care of me and our son, which by the way clyde wants to adopt him ill bring the papers by your apartment later in his mercedes..." and you just cant handle another day at teh office because you lost teh big account and you end up killing yourself at 35, fat and alone.
Yeah when we were in high school we looked forward to adult dating, now I'm scared of it after seeing what happend to Bob...
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Procedure to remove someone from the face of the earth that is over the age of 18 that you know is unwanted, unproductive, a drain to natural resources or otherwise known as someone that you are pretty sure should not have been here in the first place.
She's such a useless crack head, somebody should really do an Adult Abortion on her.
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People, usually millennials, who are obsessed with Disney. Disney Adults may want to have their wedding, honeymoon, and birthdays at Disney Theme parks, and will often own lots of Disney merchandise. Some people find them annoying or childish for liking these things, and ‘Disney Adult’ is occasionally used in a derogatory way.
“What’s your opinion on Disney Adults? My friend thinks they’re super annoying, but I don’t really mind them.”
“There’s so many Disney Adults nowadays, I can’t stand it.”
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Regular ol' brownies with marijuana or magic mushrooms baked right into them. You can bake them with Betty Crocker mix from the supermarket or, better yet, put forth the effort required to make them from scratch.
Meg Griffin: What's wrong with Stewie?
Lois Griffin: He's just having a little hallucination from the fever, just like when you were 2 and ate those adult brownies I was saving for the Doobie Brothers concert.
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A Block after 11 on Cartoon Network, mondays thru thursdays, saturdays and sundays. It features more mature cartoons, including Futurama, Family Guy, and more recently, Venture Bros. It also features a wide selection of nearly uncut anime including Cowboy Bebop, Inuyasha, and most recently, Fullmetal Alchamist.
I am going to watch Adult Swim tonight
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An instinctual filtration of what is spoken about among friends when adults are around.
I was talking about sex with my friends, but then my parent's came home and we had to stop. Major Adult Block!
Any animated movie or TV show only meant for adults.
It baffles me how people still believe that animation is only meant for kids while there's hundreds if not thousands of adult animations out there. These must be the same people who think Adam Sandler movies are "adult" in comparison.