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The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.
My Dad and I tried out the Slovakian AirPod last night!
Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.
You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck
Everyone: Does absolutely nothing
Someone with airpods: Sorry what was that?
all Germans had these during the great depression
Thot detected. that man has Airpods
a wireless version of headphones, made by the apple brand.
“i’m going to wear my airpods on a walk to the park”
bella: you have airpods?
frankie: yea, don't you...
bella: no :( (shes definitely rich)
The act of making your brain light as air and as small as a pod
Dude I feel like I’m on AirPods