AirPodding

When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod

Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.

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Airpods

An expensive apple item you have put in your ears to be immune to broke people.

Person 1 : Hey Austin, you know where I can get some apple earbuds?

*Has AirPods in* Austin : Sorry, What was that? I don’t speak broke *Shrug*

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Airpods

Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.

Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot.

Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.

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Airpods

The device used by fuckboys

"Look at him becky he has airpods he must be a rich fuckboy"

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AirPods

AirPods are a symbol of dominance.
AirPods show everyone that you do not speak the language of broke.
Even though Bill Gates is a billionaire he is still broke since he doesn’t own a pair of AirPods.

Random Straner: OMG LOOK THAT GUY HAS AIRPODS
AirPod User: What did you say? I don’t speak BROKE!

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Airpods

. What broke people don’t have

“They don’t fall out” -all AirPods users

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airpods

not for peasents

Dave: hey john how can I look rich but still be poor as fuck.

John : easy buy some airpods DUHHH

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