alone time

a term when a male/female go into their bedroom and masturbates.

*Aiden went into his bedroom for alone time.*
Person: u naughty boy.
Aiden: Mwuahaahaaahah :D

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Alone(ness)

The act of standing out through your actions in a negative (i.e; stupid/foolish) way. Being deemed 'alone' and 'knowing what you are'. Being so 'alone', you eminate 'aloneness'.

Here are some examples of the words 'alone' and 'alone(ness)', and how they can be used in a sentence.

When you're at a party and you're the only one dancing, 'you are alone'. When you tell a joke and nobody laughs, 'you are alone'. When you see only one loud and crazy person in a group of sane people, 'they alone'. Just look at them, nod affirmatively, and know to yourself that--

"they know what they are.."

A lot of other things are 'alone' too. The presidential campaign 2008 is kind of 'alone' (especially McCain). President Bush is VERY 'alone'. Reality TV is 'alone' (and you all know it), and so on and so on.. By now you get the point, 'know what I am', and now share in my 'aloneness'.

Example 1: "Jerome! Would you stop bein' 'alone' with yo friends and help my ass out over here with these dishes!? That little boy 'knows what he is' with his 'aloneness'.."

Example 2: "I felt her 'aloneness' as soon as she entered the room.. 'She knows what she is', and yet she continues to be 'alone'. I just don't get it.."

(You know what you are for reading all of this. But I'm sure there is someone out there in the world who is more alone than you are. Gives ya something to think about now, does it?)

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let alone

feeling your friend, crush, sibling, partner
offering help but you need instructions coz their communication system is quite special

want to message in the evening? you don't seem to trust, let alone relax. Can i help you. let me know please. 🖤

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Forever Alone

The subreddit that all the incels flocked to after their own subreddit was closed down for being too toxic EVEN FOR REDDIT.

TOO TOXIC for REDDIT. That's a fucking achievement.

I'm an incel who is forever alone waaa

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Dying alone

Dying Alone is the inevitable end every basement dweller virgin eventually faces once his time is up. Nobody will miss you, nobody will care and your body will rot for weeks before anyone even thinks to complain about "a funny odor".

You have failed at life and with nothing accomplished, no children or lover there to hold your hand when your bowels relax after the exasperated sigh of utter regret makes its way out of your greasy unloved body for the final time.

People who are dying alone:
- YOU
- aspies
- weeaboos
- furries
- junkies
- feminazis
- WoW players
- the Kardashians
- Snookie
- Miley Cyrus
- anybody who says YOLO

loser: Aspies like me are gifted misunderstood intellectuals, people don't get that, nor do women, but I'm too busy having a life to deal with IRLships anway. Not to brag, but when I'm not managing at Walmart, I maintain a Level 80 Paladin on WoW and even run my own guild. I also make vLogs on YouTube with like 900 subs. I write too, you should check out my Twilight fanfic. I guess you could say I'm actually kind of a big deal.
norp: Wow dude, you are so dying alone.

guy: Hey man did you see that story on japanese men who think they're having actual relationships with 2D girlfriends? One of 'em even married his DS girlfriend!
man: Yea that's pretty sad, guy. Talk about dying alone lol

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Home Alone

Just call the fucking cops you moron.

Being robbed: The phone is next to the boy, robbers enter. THROWS FUCKING PAINT AT THE ROBBERS HEAD: HOME ALONE SUCKS

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The Home Alone

After a man ejaculates on a woman's face (The Money Shot) he says, "Keep the change you filthy animal!"

Last night, I gave a girl The Home Alone when I busted all over her face and said, "Keep the change you filthy animal."

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