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A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.
Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan
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Am I Blood is a band similar to metallica but they sound like metallica before they sucked with awesome vocals and beatiful riffs
Metalhead 1: Hey how'd you like that Am I Blood song i sent you?
Metalhead 2: i thought that was metallica wow they are good
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Because you can’t get off your lazy ass and find that special person in your life
Stop asking “why am I alone” and get off your ass and do something about it you lazy fuck!
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Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you
why am I lonely because you ARE
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"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.
Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???
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Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says at least once every day, if not more.
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Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!
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Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?
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When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends
Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend
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