Random
Source Code
Random
When a guy with a short dick keeps slipping out of his partner's wet vagina while having sex. She doesn't notice the difference and keeps going as if the little pink elf just snuck away without a trace.
"That fucking Benny.... he got his fat girlfriend all worked up again and she didn't notice his slippery elf sneaking away in the middle of their fuck."
An erotic femboy videogame in which you must avoid lustful femboys and if you get caught you lose.
Me: Have you heard of Max The Elf?
You: Not yet!
8👍 1👎
A name people call each other for fun. The term comes from the video "DISCOSTANG"
Basically every cool teenager's favourite toy at the minute.
You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.
Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
Spack No.2: If I had a pound every time I saw an Elf Bar, I can probably give Southampton the money to sign a new goal keeper to replace Fraser Forster!
My wife caught me looking at elf stuffing and made me throw away my copy of The Wizard of Oz.
6👍 1👎
Canadian Elfs found in freezers.
JIM: Damn Freezer Elfs ate all my eggos!
24👍 10👎