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Atomic Blackhole

When 2 guys are fucking the same chick and she turns around and you throw hot clam chowder on her face...kinda like a atomic black hole.

Billy and Joe gave Brittany a really soupy atomic blackhole.

by ArtWheatley February 23, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atomic Haze

One of the best strains of marijuana that I've ever had the pleasure of smoking. A creation by Dr. Atomic, a very tasty sativa indeed...

"Dude, you need to toke on some of this Atomic Haze... It'll blow your mind out of your ass, and no two ways about it!"

by ...Paddy... July 22, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


atomic wedgie

When someone pulls your(tighty whities, briefs, boxer briefs, or boxers) up and over your head! Creates pain in both the ass and balls! This is why the atomic wedgie is so popular among wedgies.

How to perform an atomic wedgie:
1- Make sure the nerd!you chose is wearing tightie wighties.
2- Call a crowd to the hallway/lunchroom you are performing the atomic wedgie in.
3- Throw nerd's books/lunch on the floor, as he bends down, pull his undies up.
4- Have a friend cover the nerd's mouth for he will start shrieking or crying.
5- Keep pulling the legholes should be showing by now, this is good for it means the nerd's briefs are firmly in between the victim's ass cheeks.
6- Now the undies should be at te back of the nerd's head. Keep pulling over the nerd's head. For added discomfort you can have another buddy pull down te victim's pants and spank the ass cheeks of your nerd till' they turn cherry red.
7- You may also tape the elastic to the chin of said nerd. Now te victim will be blinded and be running around hitting things.
8- Tear a hole in the nerd's tightie whities/colored briefs. Go to the cafeteria and get some slimy food to slip into te nerd's undies.
9- Now you have three options, you could release him and he will try to attack you, you could give him swirlies and not stop flushing, or you could hang him from the flagpole at the end of school.
10- You may now walk away knowing you have definately scarred him for life.

by Briefboy September 21, 2008

116๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atomic Wedgie

A form of wedgie in which the victim's underwear is pulled up so far it reaches over their head, usually hooked under the chin so they are blinded at the same time. This can be done as either a back or a front wedgie, though front is much harder to achieve.

I gave atomic wedgies to the nerds who really deserved it. This punishment was best done in a locker room, where I had the time and help from others to give the best atomic wedgies to the nerds and freshmen. It often made them cry, and a couple even pissed their pants because of it. One of my favorite wedgies to dish out .

by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atomic Twinkie

When a girl poops in a guy's hand then the guy shoves his fist up her ass and releases the turd inside of her butthole.

Kelly came home last night complaining about butt pains, when her roommate asked why she said that Keaun gave her the hardest Atomic Twinkie of her life.

by Genius, Circles, Jebus February 9, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


atomic wedgie

like a wedgie, you grab the underwear and pull up. But in an atomic wedgie the underwear actually goes over you head

Mom! Bradley gave me an atomic wedgie again!!

by dragonchick83 September 21, 2006

165๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


atomic peanut

Atomic Peanut is a character from the stories 'Peanut's life'. This character is an annoying child who calls his playstation 2 Norbert. He also feeds it crisps and beer by opening the disc tray and loading crisps onto it and then closes it, while pouring beer in through it. He believes Norbert can fly and will reguarly tie a red cape round it and hold him and make him fly round the house.

Peanut was flying Norbert round the house one day and got to into it and believed Norbert could fly. So Peanut launched him out the open window and to his schock and horror Norbert did not fly gracefully but instead plummeted into the concrete below.

by apemanjon June 26, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž