Hesseltine BS Skills

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

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Bitch Syndrome (BS)

When someone gets hurt, and won't stop bitching about it. Primarily directed to hockey and lacrosse goalies.

Goalie-"Don't shoot it that hard, it hurts"
Player-"Looks like you have a case of bitch syndrome (BS)"

SS-BS-TS

Switch Stance Backside Tailslide
a skateboarding trick that Bam Margera made famous is his CKY skate video series

That SS-BS-TS was so killer

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B'in my Bs

an abbreviation of the term "bustin my balls."
similar to: grinding my gears, busting my chops, etc.
also much more widely usable in public, and around formal guests. Most appropriately used when someone is "telling you their life story" or any other completely unnecessary information that is annoying and/or unneeded.

Marsh: "I love this band."
Luke: "Did you know that the lead singer was once addicted to basket weaving? When he was 13...
Marsh: "Dude. Luke. you're B'in my Bs bro"

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The BS Law of Numbers

The BS Law of Numbers- short for Barreras Spliff Law of numbers, is a simple solution to the question that baffles us all; In a group setting, how many spliffs should one roll in relation to how many people there are? Mathematically inducted through strenuous calculation and testing in 2010, A. Barreras found that you take x/2 amount of people and roll y amount of Spliffs/Joints. So in short x/2=y*.

*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.

*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.

A: Dude, there are 11 of us, how many spliffs should I roll?
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.

A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.

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bs hs

Bullshit Headsot. Commonly used in online fps games such as Counter Strike

|MLTS| MercEnarY "damn that haxor using the AIM bot, damn him to hell!"
P!RO "that was the most bs hs ive seen in my whole 5 years at med school!"

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99% bs and g

A person who is full of 99% bullshit and garbage.

"Bob Sapp rules!" - Chris
"Chris, you are 99% BS and G!" - Christian

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