get baked

Smoking a larger than normal quantity of marijuana, usually resulting in a good few hours of laziness, desire to eat fast food (or junk food) and/or fall asleep.

"Hey dude, want to get baked tonight?"

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Stealth Baked

Being baked but not showing signs of it

A: You don't look very baked?
B: I'm Stealth Baked
A: What's that?
B: I'm ripped out of mind, but I am not showing signs of it.

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chicken bake

The tastiest way to have a heart attack.

A chicken bake, found in the vast majority of Costco food courts, is basically a sort of baguette stuffed with chicken, bacon bits, and a kind of mayonnaise-y sauce. It is topped with cheese and baked.

With more than 50 grams of fat (80% DV), 1961 mg sodium (82% DV), and 1007 calories, Costco's chicken bake is a delicious death sentence.

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wake and bake

Toking up right after you wake up.

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?

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bake off

bake off is like saying fuck off… go away .

like just bake off

jim: that joke did not bang

you : no one asked just bake off lad

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baked coincidence

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

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pheta-baked

The optimal level of high; between 'too high' and 'just high enough'. pheta-baked.

stoner 1: dude, i was so high last night..

stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.

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