Costco

1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices
2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits
3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits
4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet
5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses
6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly
7. Low turn over rate
8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever

Costco is a cool place to work and shop

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Costco

A warehouse where. after a small membership fee, one can bring one's family to get free breakfast, lunch, and dinner -- commonly known as 'samples'.

We were hungry, so we went on an outing to Costco.

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Costco

the happiest place on earth

person1 - we're going to costco
person 2 - FUCK YA

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Costco

A collosal store that sells items in bulk. They also sell large items like bouncy castles or basket ball hoops. They also sell the BEST hotdogs!

Mum can we go to Costco?

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COSTCO

A Place where white people dont feel ashamed to shop discount in public. A place where items are marked of a small percentage compared to outside retail stores in bulk. In addition, Costco has a great return policy, you can return anything even if it is used to the max.

Greg-Dude, Im Hungry...
John-Lets hit up Costco
Greg-Why???
John-Free Samples

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Costco

Daddyyyyyyyyy

Person one: I went to Costco today;)
Person two: Costco is my daddy
Person one: no it’s my daddy
Person 5: bitch

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Costcoed

to buy in bulk at great per unit savings, typically in the excitement of the moment, but lose money later by not using all of the purchased product.

Buying 10 pounds of bananas on sale but losing 3 pounds to spoilage; "You got Costcoed!"

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