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Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.
Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger
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The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.
I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
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When a ginger (who as we all know, has no soul) seeks out a black person (who have a lot of soul) to find a balance. (Or vice versa)
My ginger friend only dates black guys to balance her soul = soul balance
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v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
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The balance between one's screen time and offline activities, including work, leisure, and personal relationships.
I'm trying to maintain a healthy screen-life balance by limiting my social media use and spending more time outdoors.
The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.
Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?
No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.
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i think it's when a country's exports is more than its imports and here we say it's a favorable B.O.P, otherwise it's an unfavorable B.O.P
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