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Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.
Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision's subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Banana: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Banana: *Kills himself*
A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.
*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?
Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself because he was a banana*
A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers, wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: (Is a banana) "Hey, have you heard of Onision?"
Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*
A word that makes me upset for looking it up (almost as upset as looking up pineapple)
Who the fuck doesn't know what a banana is?!
Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Sentence: "Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself*"
Bananas are like Nazi's but they follow Onision instead of Hitler