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To hoard money, and even if you have a lot of money, you're really cheap, acting as if you barely have any. When friends ask you for money, you don't give them any, and when you have to go somewhere, you'll barely scrape enough change together to afford it, even though you've got plenty of money.
"Hey Dan, can i borrow 10 bucks?" "nope" "But you're a millionaire, i swear i'll pay you back, i just have to make rent this month" "Sorry, haven't got any myself, you'll have to ask someone else".
"Hey John, stop Jewing so much"
"Are you going to Jew me again?"
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Person of the faith of Judaism. They belive that they are the chosen people of god and all others, or non jews are gentiles and are put on the earth to serve people of the jewish faith/jewish blood. Are often stereotyped for being rich.
That jew who runs the pawn shop on the corner just screwed me over.
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A person of jewish faith, but not of jewish ethnicity.
Dude he looks like a jew.
He's not though.
What do you mean? I heard he was.
He practices judaism, but he doesn't have jewish blood. So he's like a non-jew-jew. Haha.
Whatever dude, he's still a jew.
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Pretending to be Jewish. Basically being an asshole, wearing those goofy glasses with the fake nose and mustache, and having a big nose.
Josh - "Let's go Jewing today!"
Hammy- "Are you high? I don't want to be a Jew."
"Tom was Jewing last night. This always happens when he is drunk"
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1. To carry a vast amount of money at one time.
Johnny was jewing today; he had 300 dollars in his wallet.
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Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.
"Hello Mr. Finklestein, how are you toda-oh my god he's got a Jew-on."
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Just like the word doing but with a jewish twist.
"What are you jewing with your money" said the man.
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