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i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.
Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."
All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"
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A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.
Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it
The future: please no
When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.
James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?
Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!
one of the greatest rap albums of all time.....if you don't know who made it, you are officially stupid.
Notorious BIG's first album!!!......................oops
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A phrase made popular by Spongebob Squarepants. Used when excited, antsy, or trying to make an akward or unwanted situation less serious by quoting Spongebob.
Doctor: ok, time for your shot
Child: I'm ready!
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Similar to pork-barrel spending.
1. Infrastructure projects that CANNOT be started quickly, EVEN when funds become available.
2. Plain old government waste.
On Oct.13 2010, in an Interview with the NYT, Obama said "there's no such thing as shovel ready projects."
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In BDSM, D/s code phrase for, "Are you in your role?" A Dominant will ask his submissive this just before a scene. If the sub needs a few minutes more, this is the time for him/her to mention it. If the sub's answer "Yes, Sir/Mistress" then the scene is on.
Dom: "I'm coming by in 20 minutes with a friend. Same as last time: take your top off; on your knees; him first, then me. Do not speak unless you're spoken to. Are you ready?"
sub: "Oh, YES, Sir!"
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