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you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020


did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022


Be you in a shit

A common saying when saying goodbye to a friend. It is a play on the common phrase, 'See you in a bit'.

'Yeah safe bro I'll see you tomorrow.'
'Nice one mate, be you in a shit'.

by derulais April 6, 2019


DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL

From a yt video by big dew

Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024


Gurl do you shit with that ass

A guys says this to mean you are the baddest women he's ever seen in a confident way

I heard this in the Sacramento area
Guy: Babygurl do you shit with that ass.
Gurl: yeah and it fucks too lets change it.

by love clash July 23, 2024

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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by April 9, 2023


you smell, you shit?

The British way of commenting on the poor smell of others.

Ricky: "Give them an example."
Karl: "... You smell, you shit?"
Ricky: "WHY"

by DDLZC April 4, 2017