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leaving friends at a bar, usually without a ride, without telling them you're leaving.
(inspired by the guy who started it all Becker)
guy...i'm going to take a leak
friends...o.k.
20 minutes later
friends...damnit. he pulled a beck. now we have to cab it.
1) Mentally unbalanced
2) Alcoholic
3) Of a considerably low I.Q
4) Latent Pedophiliac Homosexual
5) Conspiracy Theorist
6) Lacks understanding of the term 'Teabagging'
7) Broadcaster on the Republican Propaganda Channel
8) Believes in his Aryan background
9) Fat
10) Large male that cries on syndicated television
11) Currently involved in a sexual relationship with Bill O'Rielly
Person 1: What you think of Robert Mugabe then?
Person 2: He's a total Glen Beck.
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sym: Choob
n: The coobiest of choobie. Someone who listens to less than 10 bands.
adj: Something so lame that a new word needed to be made for it.
n: John Beck needs to stop being crappy
adj: ha ha ha! you're so John Beck! you fuckin' suck at Call Of Duty!
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1) to go on a verbal tyrade that has no logic or sense or basis in fact,
2) to tell endless lies with no overall purpose
3) to lose your shit,
4) to go fucking nuts,
all while waiving your arms and having a crazy-ass look in your eye
Dude#1: How did you break-up with Bambi go last night
Dude#2: Dude, it didnt go well, once I hit her with it, she went all GLEN BECK on my ass, speaking in tounges and waiving her arms like she was on fire. Bitch be loco.
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Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.
Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."
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The human equivalent of Eric Cartman from South Park, in that he is an asshole, spouts hateful comments that are completly inaccurate, and is a total fat ass.
Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck: Obama wasn't born in this country, he's a communist!
Caller: But Glenn, you can find his birth certificate online that clearly shows he was born in Hawaii.
Glenn Beck: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Caller: Well at least I don't consume my own body weight in cheetos and mountain dew everyday!
Glenn Beck: Screw you guys, i'm going home!
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A moron who has absolutley no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is a god fosaken moron.
Dude I saw this guy on TV, he's such a Glenn Beck! Ironically that's the guy's name! No I'm serious!
Seriously do you need to know more?
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