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The bible

A fiction story that fools believe

The bible should be moved into fiction, all in favor?

by dr evil 2 March 25, 2007

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[The Bible]

Ancient document written over a period of several thousand years mostly by Hebrew peoples. It chronicles the events and travels of the people sometimes with terribly violent results. It also exposes their human errors that most often come with disastrous consequences. There is a great deal of history, especially the book of Daniel which clearly predicts the great kingdoms that would rule over Europe until the fall of the Roman Empire. That book was written several hundred years before the kingdoms existed therefore giving a great deal of credibility to the author. It clearly predicts conditions of the world just before the reign of man is ended. The frequency and severity of storms, earthquakes, wars, and famine are signs that are now too apparent to ignore.
Yes we have always had those calamities but never in such frequency as now.

The Bible predicts that disasters will be far more frequent toward the end of the earths time.
Just noticing the news will demonstrate how hurricanes, earthquakes and such are occurring far more often than even just 30 years ago. The earth is literally being torn apart.

by minddbendder September 15, 2008

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Bibled

Being flashed or shown the Bible while driving, prevelent among the southern United States, i.e. in the south.

During a routinely small case of road rage during a trip to Charlotte, NC, a woman bibled our car.

by Sidney Jane January 14, 2008

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the bible

"the bible" is sang for smoking dope, wacky weed, ganja, grass, marijuana, etc.

I totally inhaled the bible yesterday

by Prudense August 13, 2006

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the bible

The "how to guide" for manipulating / controlling the masses.

i prefer the bible, these idiot guides to controling people are too complicated for me.

by LuciferAKAZeke September 7, 2005

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The Bible

The highest grossing fiction book ever published.

The Bible has been number 1 in fiction for a long time, the NYT just put it in the religion section as a joke.

by Satanic Fuck November 19, 2006

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The Bible

Better than toilet paper.

Guy no.1: Dude we ran out of toilet paper what should I do?

Guy no.2: Use the Bible!

by CedarsAccount July 20, 2008

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