Gay Bingo

The rare occasion when a person gets to sleep with a same-sex partner with the same first name.

Ben: "I won gay bingo last night; I slept with another Ben."

bingo and chill

Bingo and chill means that really old people plan to have a bingo date but something else happens😭😂

My grandmother invited a old man she met a few days away to a bingo and chill at her house

Apocalypse Bingo

It is a bingo game regarding the various apocalyptic events that have been happening in 2020. If you complete a row of Apocalypse Bingo™ and yell "Bingo!" you earn absolutely nothing except the realization that we are utterly fucked.

"Hey, did you hear about the massive oil spill in Russia and the murder hornets that arrived at the U.S?"
"Come again?"
"Umm, there's a giant oil spill and murder hornets?"
"Oh, another one for Apocalypse Bingo"

face bingo

shaking your head/face enthusiastically whilst a friend takes your photo recording a rare freeze frame of your face in its distorted state.

j: shake your face and i will take a photo, its called face bingo

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shambles bingo

"Shambles Bingo" is a game played slightly like Jumangi, only replacing Robin Williams with Christian Bale, and the monkeys with drunken randys.

Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.

A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)

Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.

"PARTY"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)

"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"

"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"

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Bingo Bus

Time for retirement.
Too tired for daring.
Busing services offered to Bingo patrons.

Man, I am too old for this, I think I better get on the Bingo Bus.

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bingo top

A lady's 'low-cut' top styled/worn in such a way to encourage men to cast their 'eyes down'.

Hang on lads...bingo top approaching, eyes down, look in.

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