Bonky Bonk

To have sex.
It's a word/s you can use instead of sex, especially if you have young children around.

Boyfriend: Lets go have Bonky Bony
Girlfriend: i like bonky bonk :)

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Bonk Eye

Means a person with wonky eyes, one looking at you, one looking for you kinda thing...

Damn that girls a bonk eyed bitch! I never know if she's looking at me or looking right past me!

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Bonk Soy

To mispronounce something incredibly easy to pronounce.

Siri, what is "bonk soy?"

Did you hear Victoria say that word wrong? She totally pulled a bonk soy!

Bonk Vision

When you remember a real life event like 'bonk.'

*derived from: "cartoon memory"

"this past week got me feelin that bonk vision haha anyway wanna roll up w/ me 2nite?"

bonk police

Someone you horny people wanna run from..

Oh god I’m getting an erection
Oh crap! It’s the bonk police!

Bonk Face

An idiot, a bit of a tool. Usually directed towards a female in a flirty insulting way.

Also

Cum face or sex face.

"I don't want to go out for lunch"

"Oh don't be a bonk face!"

Or

"Brenda said I had a great bonk face last night when I spunked all over her tits"

Bonked

Nicotine high

"Dude I need to lie down I'm so bonked"
"Can you toss me your juul so I can get bonked?"

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