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A person who assumes that he is superior to everyone else but is horribly, horribly wrong. He has a cocky attitude about him that tends to make most people angry, however, for some unknown reason he tends to enjoy it even more if someone does get angry at him. Typically he is the last one to get the jokes that are directed at him even though they are plainly obvious.
He plans to go to a university nearby for fear if he was to go to somewhere like MIT he might actually meet someone there who he would consider to be more intelligent than him. Heaven forbid that happen. Then he would have one less thing to brag about and a Sir-Brags-A-Lot must ALWAYS brag. They'll even brag about stupid things that most people wouldn't be proud of - like having a huge mouth. They love nothing more than being better than other people or showing others up. Even if they make a thirty-five on their ACT (which is a nearly perfect score) with their last breath they would still brag saying, "if I would've gotten any less than a thirty I would have been upset," even if all their friends made less than a thirty just to be a jerk.
Sir-Brags-A-Lots typically have little to no common sense even though they are what most people would call "book smart," for example: a Sir-Brags-A-Lot would try to lift the lid off of a vacuum sealed decicator (which needs slid off not lifted off), after being told that this would not work and then ask why it wouldn't open. They are also very bad in classes such as English.
A Sir-Brags-A-Lot is also thought to have a secret affair going on between him and his computer. Just as a warning, a Sir-Brags-A-Lot and his computer are a scary thing to behold. Watch out for those sticky cords! NEVER. EVER. Approach him while he is whispering sweet nothings to his darling. He might attack. Seriously. It is rumored that he has been considering leaving his beloved for a newer, younger model but no one is sure.
Signs of a Sir-Brags-A-Lot:
+ Arrogant, cocky attitude that no one likes.
+ Constant bragging.
+ Talks to people like they’re little kids, or inferior.
+ Often thought to be having an affair with their computer.
+ Seems to have a need to show people up.
+ Typically is slow when it comes to jokes.
+ Has little to no common sense but is what some people call “book smart.”
+ Likes to be a jerk.
+ Tends to be somewhat hypocritical and ironic.
If you meet someone who is a Sir-Brags-A-Lot you are doomed to forever here them brag about how much prettier, smarter, and oh-so-much-better they are than you even though they aren’t.
Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "If I would've made any less than a thirty on the ACT I would've been so mad!"
Ordinary Kid: "Stop bragging jackass."
Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "You're just jealous."
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Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "I was the only person in my math class who made an A. If anyone would've made higher than me I would've been really angry."
Ordinary Kid: "Does it look like I give a fuck? Stop bragging."
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To brag about something or someone that has made you completely broke or poor. The analogy is to old cartoons where once the wallet is opened, moths fly out to show the character(s) as being out of money.
I love working on my KWA aeg, I'm just gonna post a moth wallet brag post on reddit and see what ideas people give me.
A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.
After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
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A sarcastic, disingenuous expression indicating appreciation for another person's boast. Although "sick" usually modifies an expression with awesomeness, the "bro" effect is stronger, dominating and suppressing any notion of awesomeness.
Note: Not to be confused with "sick bag, bro", which mocks someone who brags about sleeping with an unattractive person.
John: Then he check-raised me allin. I realized immediately from the line he took that he was bluffing (likely a busted flush draw), so I called. He turned over the busted draw, and I won a huge pot! Isn't that awesome!?
Wally: Sick brag, bro.
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Phrase made by tekkiisue when somebody doing they thing or doing good they in they bag.
"My Bag A Lil Different, Thats Why I Brag A Lil Different"
Man you really in your bag bro, my bag different brag different
Bill: Dude sweet outfit
Jim: aww these things are old
what Jim meant:*fuck yeah I'm on point!!*
Bill: c'mon Jim don't rag brag!
A type of brag or status signaling behavior whereby someone highlights something that is generally shameful or embarrassing.
Can include things like failures (a failure resume), childhood hardship, poverty, illness or imperfect physical conditions, etc.
This type of brag is generally shunned or punished by audiences generally UNLESS the braggart is very high in status - in which case its often rewarded.
All those prestigious Harvard students are now making stigma brags by posting their "failure resumes" on linked-in and getting lots of likes. If they were from Boston community college then that wouldn't get them any attention at all!