the breakfast club

The best movie of all time. Period.

The Breakfast Club has such a deep meaning, that you will never understand fully until you're in high school.

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truckie's breakfast

A black coffee and a siggie. In other words had no breakfast.

I had a Truckie's Breakfast today.

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redneck breakfast

fried egg sandwich, beer, Camel cigarettes, Rolaids

Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.

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Nevada Breakfast

In the game of craps, when you make a point, then promptly roll a 7 and wipe out the table, causing everyone to lose.

I bet the table max, and the bitch rolls a Nevada Breakfast and wipes me out!

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pig's breakfast

total mess; mixed-up slops

Well, that presentation was a real pig's breakfast.

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spaghetti breakfast

A euphemism for a specific style of hentai pornography that involves giant monsters with long wriggly masses of tentacles.

"That girl really enjoyed her spaghetti breakfast, which is rather unusual for the genre."

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The Italian breakfast

This is a sex position only done in the morning.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.

*over the phone*
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.

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