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That one guy who sits around playing World of Warcraft and Minecraft all the time, to the point where it's taken over his life. You think he's you're best friend until about 6 months later you begin to realize how big of an asshole he really is. Brians will make insulting jokes, they'll put you down, try to get with your best friend after dating you, and they'll call you names for no reason because they are mentally still an immature 8 year old girl. Not all Brian's are terrible, but it tends to be the Mexican Brian's you meet that will stab you in the back.
Really? It's been 12 hours now, stop being like Brian and get off the damn computer!
15đź‘Ť 15đź‘Ž
A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".
Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
9đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
Brian - an alternative to saying "blunt" or "joint." In reference to Brian Dubie, Republican nominee for governor of Vermont. He himself wants to remove jail penalties for possession of marijuana in Vermont.
Is that guy rollin' a brian in public? Only in Vermont.
24đź‘Ť 32đź‘Ž
Likes gay sex, wants to suck off Zachery in an Axel in Harlem fashion.
Hey look its brian
Brian has a hairy asshole
He is kind, funny and overall the greatest human being ever existing, he knows how to make you feel comfortable and isn’t afraid of telling you a story or showing you his skills. He makes everyone around him feel loved and at home. He doesn’t like doing what people define as “cool” like drinking or smoking. He loves anime and silver surfer. He likes to imagine funny scenarios, and has a great imagination. If you ever come across him, make him you’re friend, he’s supportive and genuine. He does not like drama. Brian is a kind soul and will share the most special moments with you, he laughs at the little things and he’s been through a lot and still remains positive.
- I heard Brian is mean and selfish?
- what are you talking about the fact that he doesn’t talk to you because you’re involved in drama, doesn’t mean he’s mean.
- in fact he’s a great human being!
- yeah it’s probably because I can’t get over him, ugh!