Burger Talk

Conversation usually held between North American travelers in foreign country that revolves around the food they are craving for. Burgers are a favorite topic, and discussion about the temperature of the meat and the way the burger should be garnished are enjoyed and encouraged.

-If you don't stop burger talking right now, I'm going to poop myself.

-I think it's time for a burger talk.

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grease burger

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.

John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.

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Tweeny Burger

An adolescent that expresses extremely irritating qualities such as unnecessary screeching, attempting to revive dead memes, and lacking basic intelligence and maturity. These qualities can be represented through the analogy of a burger; just as many components come together to create a good burger, many irritating components coalesce to become a tweeny burger.

STOP BEING SUCH A TWEENY BURGER!

burger beat

Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.

British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.

'Look at Will wandering about with his Burger Beat out, I wish he'd fasten that top button up!'

Krusty Burger

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

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Gunga Burger

A Gunga Burger is the best burger you will ever taste and will make you straight away go “gunga gunga gunga gunga”
also cures nerd neck

DrDoge307: *plays fortnite all night*
lil aku: dude your such a nerd neck have a gunga burger
*throws gunga burger*
DrDoge307: gunga gunga gunga gunga

burger status

A term used to describe anything that is obnoxiously lame, extremely stupid, or utterly disappointing.

Yo, I can't believe the bars in Boston close at 2 a.m. and the subway stops at midnight. That's burger status.

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