COVID-(19+X)

The next pathogen that could decimate humanity if mankind is not preparing for it, which is predicted to hit the world X years after COVID-19.

With the ravages caused by Covid-19, astrologists, biblical numerologists, and epidemiologists are hell-bent to predict, divine, or model when COVID-(19+X) would occur.

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Covid-19 Denier

Noun-
A Covid-19 denier/ Covid-19 dimwit is someone that illogically does/did one or more of the following:

1. Didn’t change their lifestyle in any way after learning about Covid, and still leaves the house at least once a day for non work related activities (including parties, vacations, social gatherings in public, etc.)
2. Believes Covid-19 is a hoax and therefore does nothing to stop the spread, likely killing people along the way.
3. Believes that putting a piece of cloth over their face is the government “trying to control” their breathing (whatever that means).

In summary:

These are people who don’t value any human life besides their own.

Some characteristics that can help you spot a Covid denier/ Covid dimwit are as follows:

Stands directly next to people in public, wears no mask, probably killed your grandma or immunocompromised sibling, is spotted in large groups of people- all without masks, make people who are actually quarantining want to shit down their throat. Basically they do everything that the people who are staying home and actually trying to stop the virus wish they could do. All while very likely killing multiple people and somehow not giving a single shit.

Advice for Covid deniers- Don’t want to wear a mask? That’s fine as long as you STAY THE FUCK INSIDE!

Using Covid-19 Denier or Covid-19 Dimwit in a sentence:

Person with a conscience: “Hey where did you go last night?”
Covid-19 dimwit: “Aw dude I went to this sick ass party everyone was smoking and drinking together. It was lit!“
Person with a conscience: “Wow I didn’t know you were a covid dimwit stay away from me I don’t want to get my family sick you fucking maniac.”
Covid-19 dimwit: “I wasn’t even there for that long bro 🤪”

“Bro if I hear one more Covid-19 denier say they’re not wearing a mask because it “infringes in their rights” imma have to go off on them. “

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COVID-19 MATH

Math questions that leverage on the coronavirus pandemic—lockdowns, infections, deaths, face masks, social distancing measures, stimulus packages, tax rebates, rent reliefs, vaccines, and the like—to hone students’ problem-solving or guesstimation skills.

Two Covid-19 math questions are:

1. After parking their cars, 317 Trump supporters took a bus instead of walked to the rally. Each bus can hold 28 passengers. How many buses were needed to ferry them?
2. Eric and Don each have a certain number of face masks. If Eric gave Don five masks, Don would have twice as many masks as him. If Don gave five masks to Eric, they each would have the same number of masks. How many face masks does each brother have? Answer: Eric: 25, Don: 35.

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COVID-19 Karen

Does not believe in wearing masks
Thinks that COVID-19 is a lie made up by the government (even though there is proof of thousands of deaths)
Verbally abuse doctors and nurses
B*tch
Shames people who hoard TP and sanitary products

"I walked by a COVID-19 Karen and she ripped the face mask off of my face"

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COVID 19

A Virus that is basically the fucking flu

Girl: I got my COVID 19 test back last night it came back as Positive

Boy : Dint worry it’s just the flu

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COVID-19 VIRUS

Another name for TB (Tuberculosis); a physical ailment, disease or virus claimed to be unknown or new in our modern world; a war and rumors of wars propagated by our govt to subdue our intelligence and independence with the fear of the unknown, the threat of the incurable, the Claus of controlling the masses with powerful suggestion and harvesting the people with medical mortality to keep population down.

The progress of the COVID-19 VIRUS has limited our freedoms and our constitutional right to pursue happiness; Rumors of statistics reported many deaths and hospitalizations, as well as many different variants "discovered", however, it seems, there is no evidence of so many fatalities reported. Yet, the FDA (Food&Drug Administration) with their scientists, labs and medical professionals have successfully poisoned the public with vaccine requirements to be able to work, attend school and enjoy outdoor activities/entertainment. *ORIGINALLY, the VAX was promised as one-time only, but after that one-time shot was administered a few months later, BOOSTER VAX became required also. * AND SINCE THE PUBLIC HAS BEEN VAXXED, THERE'S AN UPTICK IN EXTREME VIOLENT BEHAVIORS AND CRIMES, PEOPLE GOING CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL SEEMS OBVIOUS LY TO BE THE AFFECT AND OUTCOME OF THIS SO CALLED VIRUS'S VAX SIDE EFFECTS.
Go Figure...

Regarding the pandemic COVID-19 VIRUS existence: "Don't believe Anything you hear, and only Half of what you see"! Read up on Tuberculosis in The Prescription For Natural Healing 2004 edition: the authors predicted an epidemic of TB was going to explode and kill many people by the 2022 year!
THE FEDERAL GOVT EMPLOYEES ARE NOT REQUIRED TO BE COVID-19 VAXXED...?

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Covid-19 Vaccine

The only hope for the developed countries to prevent their economies from further declining, and for the developing countries to prevent theirs from collapsing, as a result of the pandemic—when vaccination for the population is the solution to economic salvation.

The shortage of Covid-19 vaccines and the poorly constructed vaccine distribution channels in most developing countries only push them to the back of the line in securing billions of shots for their people—when donations via vaccine diplomacy aren’t being helped by poor storage facilities in many developing nations.

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