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What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.
Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator
Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
where you make your calculation
i use calculator to cheat in my maths exams
Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay
Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!
Skeppy: im a calculator today!
Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement
Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans
people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.
guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator
a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life
oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'
Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test
Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator