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Rubbing fronts sensually, with one's pants on in order to maintain one's innocence.
Me and Daniel just had the sweetest hardest catholic frot on the sofa. We can go to church tomorrow with our heads held high.
rlly shitty school druggy school in jersey
some kid couldnt keep his dick in his pants after nnn and caused that dumbass to get expelled 😭😭
ur ego is the size of that kids dick small enough to call urself “better” than prep when ur rlly not..
moral of the story keep your shit in ya pants and maybe u would be a somewhat decent school </3
you go to Hudson Catholic?
Killing an an animal or person and then disposing of it poorly, such as dumping it over a hill.
I told the kids their dog went to a farm, but I really gave it a catholic funeral.
refers to a young woman who, in her attempt to preserve her virginity, will participate in anal sexual intercourse, but still refrains from conventional intercourse.
Catholic girl: "I won't give it up, but I'll take it up, Catholic girl stizz."
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Bergen Catholic is the GREATEST high school in NJ. Its excellence is shown in athletic performance, academic achievements, and charity work. It makes all other high schools look like kindergarten.
Bosco kid: “hey are you gay like me?”
Bergen kid: “no I go to Bergen catholic”
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God's center for the rich majority snobs who wear Chanel tshirts to lacrosse practice, wear Coach backpacks, parade around in Louis Vuitton sandals, drive brand new BMWs yet don't have jobs, hang out with nuns, pray the rosary, can't differentiate between their hair color and highlights because they've been mixed in so well since they were 2, spend their time in the cancer box on a daily basis,pray before 3rd period every single day, get a Tiffany's ring for receiving a "A" on the Spanish 1 test on colors, own Dunkin Donuts, a family deli, or a grocery store, purchase and name practice gyms by the dozen (with a complimentary trainer's office and team room), pretend to ROCK THE FIELD at sports (or sometimes ACTUALLY rock the field at sports), get a day off every time a nun sneezes, have library shelves full of Catholic Encyclopedias, think they are rebels by wearing CLOGS or not tucking in their shirts (OH NO!), and love God...all the time, and believe they are the ULTIMATE shit.
kid 1:"East Catholic? Isn't that that little prison on the hill...with one driveway that no one can get into by 7:40 every morning?"
kid 2:"Yeah! Do you like my new Uggs, Coach bag, fake tan, Tiffany's necklace, and professionally filled manicure?!"
kid 1:"Oh my GOD, I'm so jealous, I wish I went to East Catholic. LET'S GO READ THE BIBLE!!!"
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1. When you do a shit and the toilet paper stays pure white after you wipe.
Don't worry Father, Satan didn't spoil the bog roll, i did a catholic shit.
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