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Beta Chump

Opposite of "Alpha Male". aka Mr Nice Guy. The guy who's giving up his dreams, time, energy, wealth and sanity to date or be in relationship with a single mother in which he'll always be dead last, catch table scraps, have no voice, be a silent witness to lack of discipline and be a punching bag for a child he had no involvement in creating, and he has to endure this for all the reasons he'll never understand. He's expected to be there unconditionally, pouring out endless love throughout intense drama from various sources, never being allowed to show real emotion or share real thoughts on situations in fear it'll cause trauma or damage to the one he loves because no amount of compassion in the world would ever be noticed when an "outsider" is sharing an objective opinion that could actually help the team he's not allowed to be on because it's an impenetrable force that has been violated and hardened long before he got on scene because the other beta chumps she dated that could never be as badass or have the manipulative connection that the alpha male who created this impenetrable team and set up this "us against the world" mentality that will continue to defy the ability for a woman to have a true connection with a man because she's so busy overcompensating for the fact the kid doesn't have a relationship with their real father, and so the Beta Chump with all the love, light, compassion and willingness he has to offer will never be recognized for the man he is.

Paul is her new Beta Chump...

by Betachump September 21, 2016

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chump up

to squeeze, tug, or otherwise stimulate the penis to a plump, but still flaccid state, generally for appearances.

I was about to climb in the shower when Todd's hot little sister busted in. I was standing there naked, and I didn't even have time to chump up! I don't know which of us was more embarassed.

by terriblefish May 25, 2006

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chump status

1 a status of being the weakest of the group.2 the act of being scared.3 not wanting to take part in group actions

1."mike cant handle his drink"
"he's chump status"
2.i dont wanna fight him"
"chump status"
3."you dont wanna play, come on dont be chump status"

by ALCRUZ March 27, 2008


Chump In Charge

A derogatory term for a person's boss or other superior. Directly suggesting such person is a Chump.

"Michael's just being a Chump in Charge as usual, making me work overtime again this weekend'

by karientoch March 15, 2019


chump change

Having little to no significant value.

(Broseph): Man... my girl just broke up with me.
(Bud): Who cares, that hoe was chump change anyways!

by Pay Day December 16, 2007

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Trump chump

Individuals who are foolish enough to be tricked into the nonsensical and bigoted rhetoric notoriously held by donald trump, usually accomplished by brainwashing, propoganda and targeted to those with a naive and/or uneducated nature.

Dont take Mike from work seriously hes just another Trump chump.

by User 2 June 7, 2016

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chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

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