The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter
Dan Cohen is know for assassinating hitler.
The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.
Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”
when your haircut is so generic the only person who wants to have sex with him is a rat
Cohen pull no bitch and is certified to get zero hoes and push’s back the bitchs and makes fun of his friends for talking to females because he shits him self any time he sees a girl or grass and has to kiss his mommy goodbye due to his lack of bitchs
Cohens bitchs are very low radius’s