cheat commando

An elite fighting force sworn to protect the world from the forces of Blue Laser.

Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil,
And each one sold seperately,
Cheat Commandos, they're always fighting for freedom,
Buy all our playsets and toys!

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Going Commando

Wearing no underwear.

Young children usually go commando after urinating themselves.

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sidewalk commando

any guy who has the Harley t-shirt, wallet with chain, jacket, tattoos, and all that shit, yet doesn't even own a motorcycle

So Buck, you got a bike yet, or are you still a fuckin' sidewalk commando?

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going commando

To not wear underwear with pants. Named so because your junk is going in alone, and without support, much like a commando.

John is going commando biking to prevent chaffing.

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carpet commando

one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort)

you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando.

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Going Commando

To not wear a face mask when it is required.

Greg, put ur damn face panties on!! You know you can’t walk around the office going commando!

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Gunshop Commando

1. One who frequents a gunshop and tells lots of "no shit, there I was..." stories.

2. One who buys lots of military style weapons at the gunshop and has no real reason for an M-4 or AK-47 except to play dress up in their house with props.

3. One who thinks that buying a rifle that the military uses will make him look tougher.

See that guy over there dressed up like Rambo? He's the local gunshop commando around here.

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