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A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.
"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.
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A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.
Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.
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(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.
"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"
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port o potty sled, also seen in jackass
steve o was in the crapper sled
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The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
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A Waffle Crapper is a girl that is so hot that if she crapped waffles you would eat her crap. The waffles would come buttered too.
Did you see Jasmine today, shes such a waffle crapper. If she shit waffles, I would definitely eat them.
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