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the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge
My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her
The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.
“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”
Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.
That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.
When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
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When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
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A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
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