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When you're desperately needed because of an unfolding catastrophe, but you skip out to go somewhere less stressful.
Them: We have a project due tomorrow, the boss shouting at me, and the clients have been calling nonstop for the last two hours! Where the hell is John!?
Me: Oh, he decided it sucks here, so he went on a Ted Cruise.
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Truck club started in Kentucky unfortunately it’s spreading like herpes it’s full of clapped rust buckets and depression
Rules:
Must have Shitty lights in wheel wells
Must be clapped “essential”
Must be able to retrieve keys through rust holes in floor board
Must be a virgin
Hell yeah bro I just joined capital cruising let’s go leak oil in the Kmart parking lot
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A gathering of middle aged, overweight, hairy, gay men on a large boat for many days and nights of drunken orgies. Parents with children do not like the bears as they traipse around the boat in their skimpy bathing suits scaring the small children.
Reggie--Holy shit! It's a bear cruise!
Hot Karl--You can't win em all bud...
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driving up and down a main drag street for entertainment on a weekend night. so named after kickapoo street in shawnee, oklahoma.
"i think we're gonna cruise the poo tonight, want to come?"
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The most overrated actor ever; a complete moronic ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served to all but ruin his career to the point that only Oprah is tool enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.
Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!
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Same as Cruisin' the Gut, though it wasn't limited to Appleton, Wisconsin. In the 1960s, teenagers in Battle Creek, Michigan, would "cruise the gut" or "go cruising the gut." They'd load their car with friends and drive slowly along Michigan Avenue, the main downtown shopping street on Friday and Saturday nights throughout the spring, summer, and fall.
As in Appleton, cruising the gut was primarily social, a chance to show off your car and how cool you were...and to eye everyone else, too.
These days, classic car collectors seem to have taken over the term. There's an annual "Cruise the Gut" event in Battle Creek, and a larger "Cruising the Gut" classic car show in Vancouver, Washington. Another regional variant is "Dragging the Gut," as celebrated in McMinnville, Oregon.
"Let's go cruise the gut."
"They're downtown cruising the gut."
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(v.) Hit on, flirt with and/or try to pick up girls.
Bill: "Dude, what're we gonna do tonight?"
Ted: "The usual, cruise chicks, what else?"
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