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Damn Curved

Something that is extremely curved, maybe even too curved. I doubt you will find anything more curved than this, unless you found a ball... or a delightfully amusing piece of lint found under your collection of exceptionally dull blank CDs.

that is one damn curved thingy you got there phil.

by Linse February 23, 2003

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


the curve

I bent the curve take that dan

hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan

by Jeff March 4, 2005

2πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


curse of curves

MOST amazing song by cute is what we aim for

"Ive got the gift of one liners and youv'e got the curse of curves and with this gift i can pose words in the question that comes forward"~Cute is What we aim for!

by Becca Boo April 10, 2007

70πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Curve cock

When a penis has an unusual curvecurve to it, usually to the left or right!

Dang Winston is such a curve cock! His junk looks like captain hooks hand!

by Sexymandingo February 21, 2017


Power curve

A range of normal and timely thought processes and actions; sometimes daily, routine tasks.

You’re behind the power curve this morning.

by Darth Seditious February 28, 2018


asian curve

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.

"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.

by Stang February 12, 2014


Nastiness Curve

Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.

Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"

by Lime Nessumsar March 18, 2015